With gratitude for placing the poor people of our cities under even greater stress, and for your relentless efforts in alienating the rest of us to the entire concept of climate change.
Can you take comfort, when you exercise in synthetic clothes, drink from plastic bottles instead of the tap, when you drive a car the battery of which is a disposability nightmare akin to that of nuclear waste, in the unwelcome truth that your contribution to ‘saving the planet’ is approximately zero?
Yes you can.
Please, recognise two simple, fundamental truths.
The sun is getting hotter. There is nothing we can do about this, it is just a fact.
There are too many people. We can do something about this; we can say “miss out a generation”. We can, but we won’t. Think of the clamour! The weeping protests! The gnashing of teeth! (I always fancied a bit of teeth gnashing – never tried it).
We can recycle, we can:
- Reduce our dependency on fossil fuels,
- Harness the power of the wind (goodness knows we’ll get enough of it in the next ten years)
- Empty our Jacuzzis and our hot tubs,
- Stop wearing our clothes with once and throw away extravagance
- Control our fetish for foreign travel,
- Stop making unnecessary journeys
- Retire to our energy-neutral pods.
We can, and should, exploit the extra heat that is coming our way and re-deploy it: after all, exploitation is something we’re good at.
But the bottom line is, my friends, we are a frail species when it comes to dealing with stuff like this.
The megalomaniacs will still seek to take control, to conquer; the ‘not-what-you-know-but-who-you-know closet class will still fill the vital positions of management and mismanage them, the rabble-rousers will stir up insurrection when we should all be working as one, and the religionists will do much the same.
“Not my god’s fault, bro. We kept telling you, didn’t we? Your god should have listened!”
Personally, do I think our species will be wiped out?
No. We have reached a hiatus, that’s all; a much greater one, I think, than most of us understand. Some of us will survive, just as the crocodile survived the extinction of the dinosaurs. And if the planet has not been enveloped by the sun as a red giant, perhaps the ornithologists of fifty thousand years hence will be able to point out that we were probably warm-blooded and had feathers.
So this is my recommendation: live life as though tomorrow is The Big Day.
Do the sensible things like recycling; prefer natural fibres and wear clothes for longer, eliminate plastics as much as you can, perhaps travel a little less. But beware of exploitation, because your fear is a fat contract that pressure groups and governments will seek to finance from your pockets, not always – in fact very rarely – with beneficial results.
The first rule for survival is – Be Wise.